I know 1 million sounds like a lot, but trust me you can blow a lot more on two aces.

Pocket Jacks though are probably the worst beat.

I know we no longer require commenters to be funny or have a point, but can we at least require the writers to do so?

The House That Bluth Built.

Assistant: I didn't want to bother you Mr. Morey, but I was asked to remind you that your charity ping-pong tournament is scheduled for next week. And a certain somebody is expected to defend their title this year.

15 or so years ago I won a Stuart Scott bobblehead from ESPN.com. Right now it is stashed away in some box, but tomorrow I am going to find it and display it proudly. A small, probably meaningless, gesture, but cancer took my dad three years ago and Scott's speech floored me.

Huh, I didn't realize Schweinsteiger could stay on his feet that long.

Actually, this gentleman is recreating the moment he was told he was being relocated to Spokane.

They're going to be devastated when they see tomorrow's SI.com.....

So is this playing the right way Jonny Gomes?

Gomes is totally that dude who you thought was the absolute MAN your Freshman year when he was an "Upper Classman" that told sweet stories about "fingering" chicks. Then once you reached 18 and you saw him working at the local Packy you realized how much of a Bozo he really was. Oh well, at least he slid into 2nd…

Hosmer's oddest E.

This comment deserves so much more attention.

"Group G! Group G! Group G!"—SEC fans

I don't see anything annoying about this. Cardinal fans are annoying because they are the self-proclaimed "best fans in baseball." Until Spurs fans become known for doing that, I can't put the two fanbases in the same category. The Spurs CLEARLY have a team culture of loyalty, unselfishness, and team-oriented…

The guitar sounds like "Undone," but the keyboard has more of a "Falling for You" feel.

what's with these homies dissing my 'board?

He's only had that Kings iPhone case for 12 hours and it's already on TV.

I don't give a flying fuck off a high-dive what the naysayers say, Keith Olbermann is one of the best.

Maybe if Dickerson could go check on him unintentional or not.