I would be fine if they just threw in a silly plotline that “Oh no! All of my shirts just mysteriously disappeared! Guess I’ll have to go shirtless from now on!” haha

Yes please!

I’ve known several cats who enjoy a good game of catch, and after a while most learned to fetch and drop the object (typically crumpled paper) at my feet. Back in the day I had a kitty I called OzzieCat because she caught like Ozzie Smith, the acrobatic Cardinals shortstop - leaping in the air, flips, and generally…

You could steal a North African wildcat kitten,” he says, “and it’d make a pretty decent cat.”

Side topic - has there been anything official done around cats acting like dogs and vice versa if they’re raised with the corresponding fluffer? It might be anecdotal, but I’ve totally met both instances - my ‘rents-in-law’s dog sits like a cat and grooms himself (which leads to him often to hacking - he’s a Samoyed)…

He was attending a Catholic university. If any of those women had an abortion, why would they tell some crusading wide eyed barely adult zealot that they did a thing that could result in them losing their job?

Also, having had an abortion at 16, I’m pretty sure it has contributed to my success.

I’m 100% certain that there was a not-zero number of female professors, administrators, and the like at his school who had had abortions in their younger days, who, more likely than not, would not be in those positions if not for the abortions. It’s just the law of large numbers.

The thing is...I am absolutely more successful today than I would have been if I hadn’t had an abortion at 16. It was the smartest choice I could have made, not to mention I didn’t want to have a baby. 

This is the real Republican position on women and abortion:

I mean, he’s genuinely saying that abortion is worse that the Holocaust, because, at least Jews got to live first.

But at least the children raped by his subordinates will be forced to carry their own child to term even though their bodies aren’t ready to give birth! That’s... fucking horrifying.

“By making the choice to have sex, a woman is making a conscious decision to engage in an act that has the natural result of creating a pregnancy”

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

“The Jews who died in the Holocaust had a chance to laugh, play, sing, dance, learn, and love each other.”

Seriously though can you imagine the collective scream from men if women genuinely took this advice? I would maybe have had sex once every three years, and now that I’m done having kids I guess my husband is done having sex! Forever! If men have a problem with it they can take it to Scott Lloyd. 

The man who cited the Holocaust now runs an archipelago of concentration camps for children. Get lost, you fucking hypocrite.

Like he’s gonna sit there and tell us that every time he’s had sex, he was 100% making a lifelong commitment. Bull. Shit.

“I sort of doubt that abortion was a key step on their path to success.”

Lloyd argued that women shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to give birth:

Yet another punchable face. I bet that woman who made the mistake of fucking him is so glad she did not have a baby by him.