I bet Ronan is thrilled that there’s the possibility that Woody Allen is NOT his dad.

I’m so sorry that your family is going through such a difficult period. I really hope the self-harm does not persist and your kid is able to find new, more productive means of dealing with their issues. I know there’s a better way to communicate that, but I’m just not sure how. I really hope that you will be able to…

Oh no! I hate unexpectedly vomiting. Unfortunately, I’ve had a few too many experiences, due to motion sickness and hangovers. I’m sure they appreciated the hefty tip, though. They also probably think you’re pregnant now.

I took my husband’s last name when we got married. I’m one of four kids (two brothers, one of which got married a few months prior to us), so I was never worried about my maiden name “not continuing.” Also, my maiden name was way too easy to incorporate into dirty nicknames, so I was happy to take a new name.

Congratulations! She’s so beautiful! I wish you a quick recovery and plenty of sleep during these exciting times. :)

That is a fun fact! I’m guessing they use the pill and not an IUD, though.

Agreed! Henry Golding is FIIIIIIINE. Sign me up for some eye candy-viewing this August.

I had fun at my prom, minus the fact that one of the girls in our group (no idea how she was even invited) threw up in the back of the limo due to drinking too much Red Bull too fast (sure). She never paid my mom back for the cleaning fee either. Bitch.

I will say that I’m slightly nervous about what will happen when my husband and I have a baby. We’re not pregnant yet (will start TTC in a couple of months, probably). We currently share all housework duties, including cooking, cleaning, and laundry. He does the yardwork, but he enjoys that shit so much he actually…

I can see that. One outlier, though, is my cousin and her husband. She does the majority of the cooking and cleaning, but when they had their daughter, he all of a sudden became the most devoted dad and husband around. I’ve been around babies since I was 5 (oldest of 4 and one of the oldest among my first cousins),…

Use of the term “splorting” almost made me snort coffee out of my nose. Kudos. And also, gross.

So they’re the good guys with the anti-abortion posters that will theoretically halt abortions because they’re standing there?

Few people are more hypocritical than the leaders of mega-churches. See: Joel Osteed during Hurricane Harvey.

He may still have some regressive views, but the Pope has made the Catholic Church take significantly longer strides in progressive measures than any of the fucking evangelicals in the U.S. have done. I hope Paul Ryan is quaking in his cowardly boots.

Shut your mouth (jk). Kinky Boots was amazing! I haven’t seen any of the others, but I DID see We Will Rock You in London about 6 years ago and that was HORRENDOUS. It was cringe-worthy. I also saw Elf a year and a half ago and the only good thing about that musical was how adorable all of the little kids were who…

Good to know. If it comes to my town, I’ll probably go see it, just because I love musicals and adore Mean Girls to this day. I also loved Waitress! So much better than I expected. I happy-cried at the end. I’m glad I took a friend instead of my grandma (who owns the season tickets, but conveniently forgets things due…

I just saw Waitress in Dallas a few weeks ago and LOVED it. It was a lot raunchier than I expected (glad I took a friend and not my grandma), but if I was alone in my living room, I would have sobbed at the end. Instead, I just cried. I cry at any happy ending, so do with that what you may.

Ugh. Two Broke Girls is the wooooooorst. I don’t understand how it’s still on TV and how they are still on air. It’s not funny. It’s sexist, racist, and sexist again. Do we really need another dumb blonde trope mixed with a promiscuous, large-breasted girl with the mouth of a sailor? Try a little harder, writers.

That is exactly our motto in my area. If Alabama can do it, then so can we!

They’re now adding tourniquet training to active shooter and first response training sessions. That could be useful, as long as you’re shot somewhere OTHER than the head or belly.