That’s a painful memory, but it sounds like your dad needed an example that he could actually understand, instead of these “abstract” stories that are in the news today.

I was just about to fess up for possibly being the one to punch Draco in the face, until I remembered the only guy I’ve truly punched in the face (not to include the multiple guys I’ve slapped across the face) was a guy who nearly raped me before friends rescued me.

I think you have successfully ruined my appetite for lunch and my stomach growled about 5 minutes ago. That’s horrendously disgusting. It’s not just misogynistic - it’s downright vomit-inducing.

I thought it was just during that one episode where he runs through the door that Amy Poehler opened while naked. Wasn’t it a surprise to all of them b/c he originally had flesh-colored underwear on, but they weren’t getting the reaction from Amy so he shocked her by actually getting naked in one of the takes?

You are a tiara connoisseur! Thank you for inspiring a fun, 5-minute break looking at tiaras instead of working.

Yeah... I made the mistake of playing this with my parents, siblings, and boyfriend (now husband). It resulted in him explaining what bukkake was to my sister and me. Not fun... for him.

That’s painful.

Wait... what? Does that mean Emily Blunt is also conservative leaning? Ugh.

Cue the happy tears!

Yeah, I have to trim our cats nails when I can hear them clacking around the floors non-stop.

This just made my horrible, no good, shitty-ass week so much better. Thanks for posting!

As somebody who grew up near-ish Lake Texoma, I can assure you that would be the lamest MTV show ever, unless you like watching hicks get drunk, high, racist, sexist, misogynistic, etc. and interact with meth dealers around Lake Texoma. There’s a reason I left as soon as possible.

I think this one’s my favorite.

I, thankfully, never had a problem with random schoolboys grabbing my boobs (unless I allowed them), but I remember my mom telling me that she had to walk down the school hallways with her books pressed against her chest b/c boys would constantly “run into her.”

Good to know. With all of the Moana controversy this year, I kept thinking back to when my parents let me dress up as Jasmine when I was 7 (and white with light brown hair). I didn’t wear a wig, but I did have the costume and shoes.

Agreed. Like when I was Jasmine as a 7 year old white girl. I had the cool, one-piece costume (complete with cloth representing her belly) that was very 90s, but didn’t wear a wig or anything. I just liked the movie a lot.

Yuck. I’ll kick off my shoes on long flights, but ALWAYS put on socks, even when I’m just lounging in the seat.

Thought the same thing. Is that what she gave them? Or one of those burlap bags you take to grocery stores and farmers markets? Or is Feed a poorly thought-out brand name?

Yes! Was just going to come here to add that comment.

THANK YOU! That is ridiculously terrifying. Holy shit-balls.