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Yep. In 22 Jump Street. She was also in Workaholics for however many years as an employee, so...

Kills me every time. I mean, the little kid running through the airport is pretty cute, but I can’t help but ugly cry every time she listens to the CD.

Awww man. And I hate that Emma Thompson’s character stays with him even after the affair. That’s so shitty.

They did an actual makeunder for him, though, to “help” his case. They think if he likes dorkier, he’ll look less like the quintessential popular athlete villain.

That’s horrible. Is it just this one dipshit judge in Halifax or are they all like that? He needs to be removed from the bench because he clearly can’t make informed, fair judgments.

I saw her on a cruise ship and she was hilarious. Had no idea who she was at the time (silly, naive, young me) but loved her.

How about Superbad? Has anyone from that movie won an Oscar (asks the person too lazy to look it up herself)? I like to remind myself that if she can rise above Superbad, all of us can.

Agreed. And thank you for using the term wankers.

Religious youth groups. They had a pro-life haunted house a few towns away from where I grew up. Our youth group planned a field trip there and my mom wouldn’t let us go. She didn’t want us to get any false ideas in our heads about what a legal abortion actually entails and how we should be able to make our own

How about:

Dayummmm

OMG where is that gif from? I want to watch the entire thing!

I was Team Kristi every step of the way. That girl was BOSS.

Which you can tell from his face that is clearly the result of long-term alcoholism. Every one of the following warning signs encapsulates him.

Don’t you mean mASS distrACTION?

My in-laws have purebred cats that they purchased prior to them actually being born (after she turned down the munchkin kittens that were born the first time around). They spent around $2k on them and my mother-in-law feeds them raw chicken once a day in addition to organic cat food.

Three legs and the most beautiful eyes you ever did see! What a beautiful kitty!!

Such a good boy!!

Bless you. My now-husband lived in a house full of guys his senior year of college (when we first started dating). One of his housemates had no bedframe and only ate fast food, so the wrappers were EVERYWHERE in his room. It was disgusting.

I saw this cover last week and was convinced that it was created by someone highly-skilled in Photoshop - not an actual Vanity Fair cover. What the ever-loving fuck?