With all due respect, if this is satire, it’s very poorly done. Most readers of this site are educated, bright, and quite humorous. If this was even a moderately well-written satire piece, more readers would have realized it.
The 2013 Oscars when a woman featured in a documentary, 20 Feet From Stardom who, after the docu won, sang a little after the acceptance speech. And Bill Murray is AWESOME PERSON, so the Oscar directors had a camera on him. History. :)
I want to know what/who Bill Murray was so excited about!
Even easier: move the decimal point, multiply by two.
Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize that comparing Justin Bieber to a young girl to insult him meant that Justin is trans. My mistake! Guess my lady brain just isn't thinking quick enough for a mental giant like yourself, tee hee!
Gurl I hate to predict this, but based on this comment your cunty behavior has just begun and will probably drive everyone you know insane. How bout you chill the fuck out
what in the cuntpunting fuck are you talking about
Anything that can make Yelp useless, I'm behind 100% When you can be a shit dick in a restaurant and still get treated like royalty because you might leave a bad Yelp review, there are some problems.
hypotenuse allergy
UGH the blowjob week idea is beyond annoying to me. Like, let me get this straight—you recognize that my body is doing some funky gross shit that is terribly unpleasant, yet you think that I'm in the mood to selflessly stick your dick in my mouth all week with no expectation of any sort of mutuality? NOOOOOPE.
When I saw BSC Super-Special, I automatically thought it stood for bat-shit crazy.
How about instead of a race to the bottom and only having empathy for those you *deem* fit to have empathy for, we start treating human beings like human beings and not value them by the job they happen to have at the moment, how about that?
Please remove yourself from society and go live with wolves. Actually, no, wolves are too good for you. Find an island and never make contact. Have fun making your own food!
I mean this sincerely: there is no way to say the phrases "I will argue against the servers" and "think these servers need to suck it up," without being an AWFUL human being.
Brb pitching that RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
"It must be because they're not willing to hear the truth, rather than the fact that I'm a stark raving moron!"
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