BOG TROLL/GARDEN GOBLIN 2016.

1. Tips are for service. Most people working in industry think it's a God-given right. It's not.

After hearing your side of the story and weighing it carefully, I'm still going to rule that you are a huge piece of shit.

I KNEW YOU WRETCH OF A HUMAN WOULD COME SCREECHING IN HERE

I work with people AALLLLLLLLL day. I have a finely developed appreciation for people who take no shit from those people and a keen respect for management that doesn't throw itself into every mud puddle so the customer can walk all over them and their staff. The customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is a…

+1000000000000000000 internets

"Microfoam" = WAT.

Day look for 2015: Sweatpants or pajama bottoms, tank top or thermal, fuzzy socks.

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I just cannot stand her. I mean, not that my Black ass means anything to her. But:

Iron Sheik Twitter account, is that you?

You have a devoted fan base, you can't deny it.

This is my favorite comment.

I'd very much like her to stop acting like "OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE TAKING MY PICTURE ON DAY 76 OF MY FASHION SHOW OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT I SHARE WITH MY VERY GOOD FRIEND KARLIE KLOSS WHO HAPPENS TO BE A MODEL BUT REALLY WE BAKE COOKIES AND LISTEN TO MY MUSIC ON REPEAT." Just, I dunno, act like…

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

No one's slick as Gaston