(Throws an extra piece of tuna in Bumble's treat dish for taking the offending animal part away from her sight)

I DIDN'T STEAL THEM, THEY WERE FORCED UPON MY PLATE AGAINST MY WILL!!!

WHY IS YOUR BONE MARROW ON MY PLATE? GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF HNNNNNNNNGGGG

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I love you so much.

Good lord, this reminds me of the time I called in sick at my first restaurant job. I was 21, had been working there since I was 18. I was the "golden girl" - Always showed up early, customers loved me, I was willing to do any extra (reasonable) work the managers asked me, my coworkers liked me, even my own managers…

"Do people go to Starbucks these days?"

IN NINETEEN STATES? Ugh.

...Where are servers only being paid $2.13 an hour? I'm in Illinois, and our minimum wage for service industry is currently at $4.95/hour. (I'm a server) I get paid in tips, but I also get a paycheck. Like, a real paycheck, even after taxes are taken out. It's not HUGE, but it's a size-able chunk, considering the…

I pinned these to one of my Pinterest boards a LONG time ago..I think I might have to actually make them now! haha

...Vinegar pie? Lobster ice cream?

Crap! No, I haven't even looked at twitter yet today! I had to close last night and then be back by 10 this morning so I didn't have time to check it. :-/

Your mother was amazing, and SO, SO RIGHT.

Making something into a vegetarian/vegan option is a piece of cake, usually. As a server, I never mind when a vegetarian or vegan asks to modify something to their diet because it's usually an easy process, at least at the restaurant I work at. I have yet to encounter anyone being obnoxious by trying to make something…

THANK YOU.

I feel like each one of those menu items is literally screaming at me with all of those extreme adjectives and damn exclamation points.

hehehe