(Throws an extra piece of tuna in Bumble's treat dish for taking the offending animal part away from her sight)
I DIDN'T STEAL THEM, THEY WERE FORCED UPON MY PLATE AGAINST MY WILL!!!
WHY IS YOUR BONE MARROW ON MY PLATE? GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF HNNNNNNNNGGGG
I love you so much.
Good lord, this reminds me of the time I called in sick at my first restaurant job. I was 21, had been working there since I was 18. I was the "golden girl" - Always showed up early, customers loved me, I was willing to do any extra (reasonable) work the managers asked me, my coworkers liked me, even my own managers… Read more
...Where are servers only being paid $2.13 an hour? I'm in Illinois, and our minimum wage for service industry is currently at $4.95/hour. (I'm a server) I get paid in tips, but I also get a paycheck. Like, a real paycheck, even after taxes are taken out. It's not HUGE, but it's a size-able chunk, considering the… Read more
I pinned these to one of my Pinterest boards a LONG time ago..I think I might have to actually make them now! haha
...Vinegar pie? Lobster ice cream?
Crap! No, I haven't even looked at twitter yet today! I had to close last night and then be back by 10 this morning so I didn't have time to check it. :-/
Your mother was amazing, and SO, SO RIGHT.
Making something into a vegetarian/vegan option is a piece of cake, usually. As a server, I never mind when a vegetarian or vegan asks to modify something to their diet because it's usually an easy process, at least at the restaurant I work at. I have yet to encounter anyone being obnoxious by trying to make something… Read more
I feel like each one of those menu items is literally screaming at me with all of those extreme adjectives and damn exclamation points.