This coming from someone who deleted their instagram because of how sick i got from everyone. I am constantly being seeded information 24/7, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram Snapchat. “Here’s the 5th viral video of the day” Rachel Dozelal faked being black, look at this nyc pizza rat! Look what Donald Trump said!, 23 kids…

Do these people think that’s a teaching moment? Like “oh, I’ll show you, server person, with this super unnecessary comment on the check”? Because all it teaches me, folks, is that the world would be better off if you were eaten by dragons.

Now I’m a bit worried that the barista is going to get some blowback on this. I mean they used a fake name, but if Starbucks can track down the jerkface customer, it’s a short hop to figure out who the server is. I’d rather not see them get fired because some corporate tool doesn’t like it when the wage slaves vent…

I don’t think that that is possible. The engine and the compressor generate incredible amounts of heat. Unless the car was in motion, I do believe that the engine would overheat and stall in way less time than an hour. Then the battery would drain since the key was still engaged and the blower would be running. Not to…

You leave your partner at the hotel with the dog and get takeout. You get takeout and eat in the car. These are very simple solutions.

Colin can we have an episode of BCO that’s simply “Because Fuck Darden”?

as a country, we need to finally admit that Fireball is horrible

Didn't you throw another histrionic fit and quit Jez again? Happy to see you were just looking for attention and came running right back :-)

It must be nice not to have to work through grad school or - God forbid, after - in a service job.

Roberto Ferdman is super special and never worked for minimum wage or in a service job, so he’s super special and the world revolves around his personal preferences. That’s all I really got from this.

Because she’s a lying sack of shit blackface weirdo?

That was a joke? Please for the sake of comedy find better material than “Ladies need to be havin long hair, amirite??” Because it’s very very very very very very very very old and tired. Soooo tired.

Weird, I pulled in more dick than I wanted w/ my short hair and high waisted pants.

I didn’t realize it was my job as a woman to make myself as appealing to you as possible. Maybe women with short hair don’t give a shit about your opinion?

With all due respect, if this is satire, it’s very poorly done. Most readers of this site are educated, bright, and quite humorous. If this was even a moderately well-written satire piece, more readers would have realized it.