BUT I NEED TO DERAIL A POWERFUL PIECE BY COMPLAINING ABOUT GRAMMAR (WHEN ACTUALLY I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND SLANG) WAAAHHHHHH.

This is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

Kat needs to check her lexical privs? What the hell are you, a lexical cop?

You are clearly FAAAAAAAAAR more of an adult than I am.*

Are you saying I can blame hipsters for putting people's lives in danger? I'm cool with that.

I believe this couple here was the first couple:

That's definitely a good rebuttal to #teamKale!

"essence of cantilever," "hints of necrotized plum," "shades of amuse bouche," "an airy, almost calligraphic flavor," "a miasma of inadequate conjugation"

I have friends who work in the food/beverage field. They are really knowledgeable about all kinds of booze. Every time we visit, they have the best stuff. I feel terrible because while I recognize quality wine when I have it, I am mainly an enthusiast of the $5 and under wines (mainly bought while at Trader Joe's).…

Two people used images of this, and I have NO idea who this is.

You know I always had a really good time with magnetic poetry, I'm really glad to see Blake opting to use it as her writing style.

The minimum is $2.13 in 19 states, including Virginia, where I've worked.

Do you like stories involving death, romance, resurrection, and penises? WELCOME TO MY LIFE.

That's a whole lotta narcissism, don't you think?

that's why I bought a dog.

As someone who legitimately has Asperger syndrome that was originally misdiagnosed as autism, to tie our condition into being a savant is a horrible thing to do. For both us and savants.