But alas I cannot continue to reply so frequently, as I have artsy MPDG murals to paint for a film, bcuz Imma freeeee spirit.

By your line of logic, yes. You seem to think that I have to obey your rules of commenting and not snark, and post exactly the point I'm making. So, by that logic, you should obey my rules of commenting, and not comment inane self-congratulatory bullshit under the guise of: "poor me I have a case of the specials and I…

I don't know if you should be talking about reading comprehension with the word salads you have been banging out here.

Yeah, I replied to you because I figured you would :). OMG you guys, you know that fictional character that only really existed in the head of another fictional character? That is TOTALLY me! Everyone wants a piece of me and is fascinated by my existence, but sadly for them, when you try to hold onto a snowflake,…

I got where you were coming from, no worries. Turns out snowflakes sometimes gotta explain their snowflakiness to the rest of the world....

From your own source:

LOL WAT. No, it doesn't, at all, Miss I-am-so-special. Where are you even pulling your list from? Because everything I read from you is screaming that you want to be this super special yooneeq snowflake that all these guys want or something. It's so incredibly bizarre.

Sure, it's not like they get talked about on dozens of prominent websites you can easily locate using 20 seconds and the magic of Google.

WE DON'T TAKE INFANTS TO AREAS WHERE MOSHING MAY BE TOTALLY PROBABLE.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

Why not call them Hulk Nard Limes?

As an evil fucking sociopath, I eat hot dogs made of people.

I propose a new derogatory word: thickebag. Please feel free to use in a sentence.

What I don't see on the list: donuts, ramen, hot dogs, mac and cheese. Cool, I'm good then. Carry on.

ONOES, WHO WILL THINK OF THE POOR WHITE PEOPLES

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…