so drink it then take your receipt or empty "exploded" bottle in?

Oh, wow. I can see these people running the place into the ground and later turning to Gordon Ramsay to fix their failing business.

It seems like you can't win in the food service industry. If you flirt with customers for a tip, people think you're a 'gross slut', leading them on - whatever else "nice guys" complain about on the internet. If you don't play along with their creepy advances you don't get paid. Lovely.

Meanwhile, Bio Ware (makers of Mass Effect, which has had the option to play as either female or male in all three games since 2007) points and laughs at this really, really lame excuse.

This photo you have is all wrong. It's not on barn wood, surrounded by mason jars with tea lights in them.

Damn kids. Always making my life look wasted. *Goes back to playing video games*

Yeah, well, when I was eight I got my very first personal email address. What does she have to say to that?

These are a fucking abomination.

She was always right. Simultaneously useful and annoying.

Uuuuuuuuuuugh. Did you see the tweet I sent you and hotfreypie this morning? I feel for you guys.

God, how I wish I could hand this our as reading material for those "special" customers who blunder in with no reservations and can't believe there's no availability. Or those idiots who can only get a 5PM reservation (when we open) because that's all we have left and then when they arrive gawk at the empty tables.…

In regards to mistreating servers, I'd like to point out that many of them are MISSING spending the day with their children so they can feed them by taking care of your mom.

My mom always wanted to go out on Mother's Day, buT I prefer to stay in and order pizzas or pick up food from Wendy's Or something. I'm not a fan of crowded and loud places, and special days pretty much guarantee that most restaurants will be both.