"Is this a still from an autopsy demonstration video on VHS or breakfast? We will never know."
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That third story gave me chills. I'm so upset that he got away after assaulting the poor manager. Fuck people who attack people like that.
The sad thing is, this will only strengthen their conspiracy laden ideas. See! The government is hiding something! They're stopping our miracle cures! We're so oppressed! I'm really glad the FDA is doing something, since it spreads propaganda and gets more anti-vax thinking out there, and also since these "treatments"…
I would like to live in a world where Laverne Cox would be one of the Time 100. Where her trans experience actually cemented her position on that list, instead of pigeonholing her.
Also, I would like a pony.
It takes a truly special human being to combine pretension and douchebro-ed-ness into something that, when you take…
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Suing over this is why this country is in the shitter, held hostage by insurance companies and, by extension, banks. "Oh, no! Somebody hurt my feelings! Lawsuit! I deserve money!" Fucking grow up. Everyone is an asshole, you do not get to sue because of it. Hurt feelings do not entitle you to damages.
Can I just say that I get the feeling portrayed in this .gif EVERY TIME I SEE IT?
In an apparent attempt to win the gold medal in the 100-Meter Giving No Fucks at the You Have Got to Be Shitting Me…
Yes! Me too!! These make me so happy even though I feel so sad for your internal organs!
I do too! It's Thursday morning and am at the office, sipping my coffee, and come across a sentence like "Forget "steak," "scrapple" is too highbrow of a description for that shit. The fact that they're not legally obligated to label it "stayk" is the clearest indication yet that the FDA is asleep at the wheel."
Agreed! I get genuinely excited when they show up. I think it even beats my excitement for Midweek Madness, which I wish everyone could understood just how much that MEANS.
Every time I get a douchecanoe burner asshat shitting on these, I'm going to remind myself of this comment.
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This guy fits into the same category as people who snap their fingers to try to get the server's attention; just, fuck you, guy. I mean, goddamn.
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THIS SERIOUSLY MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.
Aww... I almost feel bad for them... I bet they didn't do their due diligence and thought they were supporting a good organization. Someone's gonna get fired for this for sure.