An inspiration to us all.

Willful ignorance appears to be a prerequisite for upper management these days. "You can't live on nine bucks an hour? Reeeeaaaalllly?"

If people serving food are so brilliant why aren't they splitting atoms or something?

You are so the veggie sandwich lady.

You're one of those customers, aren't you?

"Vindictive and mean spirited?" To factually recall an experience they had where they don't use the names of anyone involved? It's completely harmless.

Did you not read the stories? These customers are not only stupid, many are rude and ignorant. The servers aren't calling themselves above them or super smart, just asking for some common sense and decency from their customers.

Working in computer sales leads to a lot of similar conversations with people who are verrrrry overconfident about their computer knowledge. I don't care about customers who have no clue what they want or what they're looking at, that's what I'm here for. I want to help, and I love explaining things. But when…

These are my favorite kinds of customer stories, because not even the kindest soul could think that the customers are right in these situations.

.....How do these people survive day to day? I don't understand.....

I wonder how many frozen chicken breasts that "Stature" will purchase? I'm betting...none? An awesome title doesn't mean dick if you can't pay the rent and feed your kids.

I don't know about you guys but "stature and sense of accomplishment that comes from being a salaried manager" is way better that actual money.

"insisting that this is something you saw "every day" is a lie unless you have literally attained the secret of omnipresence, and if you have, you know what hand gesture I'm making at you right now."

What they lose in overtime pay they gain in the stature and sense of accomplishment ...

Bravo customers, making me question humanity more. I mean really. I worked fast food, so I expect this shit. But some of those places have menus you read and stuff. In your hands and you can take your time with it and you still ask these questions. just bravo.

I'm sorry, a TEXT MESSAGE? The break up text has reached new lows.

Watergate and Vietnam and 80's paranoia all happening in a very short (relatively speaking) period, combined with the idea of American individualism, basically. Seriously. There have been studies done looking at the confidence in government over the last century or so, and in the US it takes a nose dive right after…

I have a question. (Stay with me on this.) I'm Australian with about 22 or so great, intelligent American friends I regularly keep in touch with. I read as much of their media and articles as I do Australian, UK and European media.

I have never seen anywhere near the level of paranoia and suspicion of 'The Government'…

Abooo...oooooOOH, I see what you're doing!

And, you know, if it kills some immuno-compromised baby or old person it's fine, because they aren't my kid.