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i may be totally wrong but i think the story was, it was a family alligator farm and they were all afraid of the cat so they used to ... show that off to people? something along those lines... like, they knew what to expect and it was in their backyard almost? it was a while ago. i could be wrong but... this is my

Umm... doesn't matter that it was a a feral cat? Because...if you see a cat about to get eaten by an alligator, you probably shouldn't just stand there laughing and recording it. Seems a little sadistic. "Oh look, guys! That small animal is about to be DESTROYED by a vicious reptile! HAHAHAHA WHERE'S MY CAMERA?"

Phoenix!, whenever you have a story about the Canadian Supreme Court you use this photo! And this should be the headline: A Club of Santa Claus Impersonators Legalize Prostitution in the North. You really blew this.

Lumpy Space Princess, is that you?

If one more person tells me that welfare is fun and people are just 'lazy', I'm going to print this story and give it to them. Well first I'm going to scream on the inside, but I'll follow up with giving them some reading. Poverty is not fun. Poverty hurts the most vulnerable among us. Surely we can do better.

wow
so mad
not even pubmed

why pass when you can drum?

Show me the article that says dogs understand fairness.

Its a combination of faking it and his or her real personality, with regurgitated nonsense she or he read online, or "learned" in school. It makes no difference if it admitted it was trolling. Thats like Miley Cyrus saying she intentionally bombed the VMAs. Ego and a terrible personality created this mess tonight.

Did your professor just shit on your thesis, or something? Because you are getting really, really disproportionately upset about this while trying to pseudo-intellectualize the whole argument. I suggest taking a step back, taking a deep breath, and maybe having a drink or three of your choice. Or chocolate. Chocolate

My hat is actually off to you. You passionately defended what is simply one of the dumbest premises I have ever seen argued about regarding the film industry. All to get a rise out of people you don't know. Also kudos for making up arguments that literally have no meaning or basis in reality (i.e. social justice vs

What in the hell is this person so pissed off about? This trolling is so meta it's not even trolling, it's just angry posting that nobody can understand. THEY ASKED "DO YOU EVEN PUBMED" IN A POST ON THIS THREAD. I cannot.

"I feel like I might be missing some kind of Hunger-Games-unrelated axe being ground here."

Your problem is that you think that your so smart, you can't see how stupid you sound. You can insert fact X, and prattle on about science and 'evidence' and your 'logic', but its just a movie. Calm your tits. People have left you very reasonable comments as to why they disagree with you, and your replies are full of

"Do you even bow-hunt? Do you understand the physics of a compound bow?" is going to be my new best thing to say in every argument, ever. Thank you for inspiring it.

Don't know why I'm engaging you, but fuck it. The character Katniss is not meant to be an athletic powerhouse capable of Olympian type feats. She was forced into a survival "game" it wasn't something she trained for. Sooo wtf is your point?

Ugh. Can we all just stop using chemical names as scare words? Seriously, things like ketones aren't even fucking chemicals per se: they're just the names of functional groups found in many organic compounds, including things YOUR GODDAMN BODY MAKES.