I tried Malibu Rum with Crystal Lite once... it was not good. If you're going to have a cocktail, just use real juice and accept those calories with dignity.

BUT WHAT DOES ANGIE THINK ABOUT JEN'S NEW HAIRCUT?

I don't want government subsidies, but I am all about charging my mom an egg freezing fee every time she asks about grandchildren. Maybe then she'll stop harassing me. Put your money where your mouth is, mom.

Having sex to "increase intimacy/bond" makes no sense to me whatsoever. That's like a different language to me. I have absolutely no idea what that's about.

"If sex stopped being fun I would stop having it." This sounds like a... naive statement to me.

I'm a decent human being with regard for others and awareness that my actions can affect those around me, either positively or negatively.

Honestly this woman sounds like one of those cult-y The Secret junkies. "I am manifesting positivity and blessings every day in my life, let me tell you all about them! And if you even slightly imply I might be a smug insufferable asshole, that's just you projecting your own negativity into the Universe and creating…

Why don't I do this, cassiebear? Why. I have a blog. Why don't I act like a total fucking clueless douche, write some bullshit like this, get all over the blogs...I could get flown out to New York and stay at a fancy hotel. Maybe have some good pizza or something. Then I could go and yammer to an idiot on some morning…

I hate to say this, but even though he's a really good actor, his Cerebral Palsy might limit the number of parts he's up for, so it's not like he's in the same position Aaron Paul or even Cranston are in right now.

OMFG YOU RESPONDED! Does that mean I'm worthy of your attention?

All the jokes in this thread have gone over everyone's head.

Lol. Unless the race fairy came in the middle of the night, I'm still very much a black lady, thanks.

Pamela, just curious do you know what #Solidarityisforwhitewomen and why it would be relevant to this discussion?

SPOT ON. Jezebel, give NinjaCate a job, please.

Dodai, awesome article!!

Aaaaaand this is when you know you're old: when this is the first time I have ever heard of "ratchet" in this context. This was a really good piece, Dodai and it should give us all pause.

You know, Dodai, a Jez article hasn't made me stop and think as much as yours just did in quite a while. I try really hard to examine and check my privilege throughout my daily dealings, but it wasn't until about halfway through your article that I really got it. So thank you for being clear, measured, and nuanced…

I just watched that entire video and read all of those lyrics.

I have only one question:

How many braincells did I just lose?

(Also: Great piece, Dodai!)