Her eyelashes creep me out. Sorry, I don't have anything constructive to add.

My GoT fantasy line up for my band The Dead Targaryens:

Well I must be a fetus, because your jokes are KILLING ME!

This is the part that really struck me: "Unfortunately we have to, because this is the generation that we’ve been dealt."

Amanda says everyone but her is ugly (unless she's tweeting about her nose), news at 11.

That's unpossible!

OH MY GOD CAN WE JUST STOP WITH THE MOMMY WARS. Like, seriously. Let's all just stop. Because I'm starting to worry that there's maybe some drug doctors are secretly injecting in women while they're giving birth that turns them into self-righteous amateur Dr. Spocks who all know what's best for every other mother and…

I will never understand how people cannot grasp the concept that just because something works best for you doesn't mean everyone else should do it. It's not just with kids people are offended if you don't want to take their, often unsolicited, advice for anything. I know (some) of what works best for my husband and I…

TMI, I'm sorry, but this is the truth: I started shaving because pubic hair tends to get stuck together when you're on your period and it is fucking gross. I was a virgin and single at the time and male opinion didn't figure into it at all.

Parenthood honestly sounds like a nightmare from which one never wakes. Thanks, but no thanks.

Sorry, friend—for the record, forever, FUCK NO AND FUCK OFF.

I am not a gamer and so listening to it I can tell you that "rape joke" was not the first thing that came to my mind. It sounded more like "just take your ass whoppin' and get it over with." Proceeding from what I think I know about gaming and looking at that context it seems like trash talk to me. If this was a…

You know what though? Those fake geeks are easy to flush out. If you are truly obsessed with your pet TV show or movie, or whatever it is you love and know way too much about (but can one ever know way too much about the LOTR universe? I say no!), you're going to want to talk about that, and if some fake geek is…