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They’ll only sink as low as Fox News, Breitbart, and the Southern Baptist Conference TELL them to sink.

I’ve had some experience living through something like this, and it got awful scary but David Duke ultimately lost.

Nah, they’ll retain faith in Hannity while believing that he is the unfortunate victim of a Clinton/Soros/Antifa conspiracy to distract from Pizzagate.

There is a quote about Vietnam - “if you’ve lost Cronkite, you’ve lost America.” Let me repurpose that here. “If you’ve lost Hannity, you’ve lost a hateful moronic hypocritical smug semi-sentient potato.”

Oh man, the ride-or-die Moore supporters have a pretty big overlap with the believe-everything-Hannity-says crowd. Who will they take to Twitter in support of? Some brains are exploding out there in Red State Land tonight.

. . . and we have a winner!

Easy. Fuck Tomi Lahren, Resurrect from her walking dead state and then re-kill Ann Coulter for real this time, and Marry Sean Hannity just that motherfucker has to tell his listeners is a happily married gay man now.

The “LOL Piss off LIBTARDS” is too strong for them not to go much, much lower.

Few besides Barry O (Whom You Do Not Sleep On) could say “sourpusses” while thinking “motherfuckers.” That is “disciplined.” Trump not publicly shitting his pants for twelve days in Asia is not “disciplined.”

The only reason I keep coming back to these shows is because maybe, just maybe, they will one day have the courage to show Frank Castle running Wolverine over with a steamroller.

I was totally on board ! ... and still am. Let me recite the Hannity Anthem

[High five] YEEEAHHHH!

I have to confess that this is an actual anxiety of mine. Allow me to illustrate.

Funny Garth Ennis anything > Gritty Garth Ennis anything.

I didn’t think he could sink much further after the Seth Rich stuff, but attempting to defend Moore against credible allegations of child molestation for political purposes is kind of an unbelievable low even for him. And by the way, that attempt wasn’t even successful; Hannity tried to lob him multiple softballs, but

Well, one is a fantastical ballet of violence that takes place in a mythical world of secret assassin cabals full of arcane credos and River Styx coinage and luxurious hotels. The other is a raw, street level view of a man amassing an unseemly amount of weapons to try and scratch some unreachable itch of anger,

Next time some asshole tells you we live in a meritocracy in which you need to “work hard to get ahead,” quickly remind them that college drop out Sean Hannity is paid $29 million a year that spew hatred and fear to hundreds of thousands Keurig-smashing imbeciles.

Whenever he isn’t working, I see Sean at my Church. Sure, he says some incredibly stupid things, but I’ve seen him organize multiple feed the homeless drives, and he was one of the few parishioners who was openly welcoming of the homosexual couple that just joine——hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Holy shit! I’m

I don’t know that Sean is smart enough to figure this out, but I assume he knows people who aren’t as dumb as him. Maybe somebody pointed out that, if your horrible fans flip out when an advertiser stops advertising, perhaps because you have a habit of saying horrible things, maybe for another reason, that is a

But Sean Hannity is stupid, so maybe when he thinks something is stupid then it is actually smart?