Back in the greys AGAIN? Are you Kinja folks kidding me? Man, who needs this? Goodbye forever, AV Club.

By ‘wrote’ you mean ‘stabbed at his phone with tiny, grease-stained fingers, face screwed up as he struggles to remember fourth-grade vocabulary.’

Sick burn, bro.

Mmmmno. Never ignore hate speech.

No dumpster! No dumpster! I’m the dumpster! I mean, no... damn it, I screwed it up!!!

It really isn’t. They put out the fire.

You have won five Mirror Universe Trump Points with your wonderful joke. They are redeemable at the charity of your choice which provides support for migrant families.

Everyone relax: Mirror Universe Trump Tower is fine. It’s my nickname for my multi-level bird feeder. I built it with the help of my grandkids. (They did most of the work.) I saw a Grey Jay there the other day!

But... but that montage was brilliant.

...And she’s precisely the sort of person who isn’t likely to.

(sigh) None of these is Nichijou.

It’s no ‘The Diviners’.

“Cerebro?”

Wait, Chloe Sevigny is “aging”?!? Damn! What does that make me?

Hang around with anyone for long enough and they will get on your nerves, even if they’re the son of God. Especially if they’re the son of God.

The man loved his figs.

I suspect that the real Jesus, if he existed, wasn’t a completely nice guy. Overall decent, but he clearly had a temper. Scourging people, even if they are hanging around your dad’s temple, is not cool.

I certainly didn’t stay cute and small. Well, I was small once. I was never cute.

The man is a national treasure.

Huh, I feel smart all of a sudden. This is a very strange experience for me, Donald Trump.