Feel free to use it. I will watch upcoming movies for any sign of the good Mr. Von Votary.

My mom wanted me to learn how to mong iron as a career. It’s steady work.

Based on the trailer I thought it was a satire of samurai movies. The dogs are unfailingly loyal warriors, cast aside by their masters and trying to survive while hunting for meaning.

There’s a scene where that Syrian guy with the axe hesitates as both Judases are yelling, “He’s the evil Judas! Get him!” “No, he’s the one!”

It’s the patron saint of mediocrity!

I believe the literary term is a ‘Voltron Sword’.

It’s just a trade name and a religious term, right? I can do that:

...I really wish Cherno Alpha was in more of the movie.

The musical cue when Cherno Alpha advances to attack was so damn epic.

I hope the nihilism of the DC Universe doesn’t infect the relatively upbeat True Detective Universe.

Sometimes you must Lego to move forward.

Mirror Universe Bernie Sanders stomped on my foot the other day for no reason. That guy is such a dick!

What social progressive hurt you, Laylowmoe?

I suppose the chemical broth lathered onto his scalp every morning could be described as pomade. 

Do not seek a naturalistic explanation for this phenomenon.

Hey, I might look like a cyst with hair, but I... uh... what was the third thing you said?

Every morning he jerks awake, alone, thrashing around on a bed littered with big Mac wrappers, tears streaming down his clammy cheeks. Confusion slowly gives way to a dull understanding and he levers his bulk up with trembling limbs before lurching into the bathroom to insert foul-smelling dentures into his gaping…

At last, my secret shame is revealed. You all know my terrible secret. I always knew this would happen one day. Is it strange that I feel... relieved?

(Grits teeth)

Hmm... and I love the Kubrick Shining which King repudiated, and found the mini-series he was so closely involved in to be mediocre. I guess a good writer isn’t necessarily going to make good decisions in another medium.