Bag of Flour 2020!

Hmm, I wonder if I could get Hannity’s fans to boycott that big-ass trailer parked next door, that’s blocking half the damn street...

A bag of flour with googly eyes glued on it would make a better president than Trump

Don’t forget renaming french fries, a devilishly cunning act of geopolitical strategy which had the whole of France asking “French fries? Qu’est que c’est ca?”

Remember when the grand act of protest to France’s denunciation of the Invasion of Iraq was to buy expensive bottles of French wine, then pour it down the drain?

These people haven’t learned a ton in the ensuing 14 years.

Why would companies want to advertise on Fox News? Besides their extremely loyal viewers who lack critical thinking abilities and believe everything they are told.

And yet they still belong to a party where this is a semi regular occurrance.

This is the absolute truth right here. I (sadly) lived in Alabama for a while, and I’m forced to come to the conclusion that it doesn’t matter what you actually DO there. As long as you get up on stage and bleat about being a conservative Christian (and hate the shit out gay and black people) the people there will…

Yeah, but as the admittedly un-scientific (though it is an astonishing amount of corroborating data) study of “Stupid assholes I’m still FB friends with”, the only criteria many people use when making ANY decision is the one they think “TRIGGERZ TEH LIBTARDZ” hardest.

You’re a madman if you think that Trump/Moore/GOP supporters aren’t looking at that threshold receding in their rear view mirrors. Anyone who had the introspective/cognitive ability to reflect on their beliefs in light of this schmaschmortion of a presidency’s decisions has already done so, the leftovers are…

Hannity is only ALMOST completely stupid, whereas Trump IS completely stupid. He would still be an irredeemable fucking disaster.

I can prepare a list of loony emperors from Ancient History, if you like

They are totally going to drink pee to own libs when the pee pee tape comes online.

Old Reverse Marverick continues to not impress me.Admiral Stockdale was the most admirable man to come out of the Hanoi Hilton, at least until ran with Perot and fucked the dog.

Holy shit, its scary how many people are condoning Moore, especially the conservatives who were all right bashing Hollywood but totally are ok with Moore.

Unfortunately, this is like saying you’d rather develop syphilis than ebola or septicemic plague.

Keep in mind - it’s a near-certainty that at least 40% of Alabama voters will vote for the pedophile knowing he’s a pedophile. Southern Baptists will forgive literally any sort of behavior, as long as it comes from a Conservative Republican.

Wait, so a TV show can actually have such a bad advertising situation that they have to skip ad breaks? Like, they couldn’t even find anyone desperate or sleazy enough to fill ad time?

Now, THAT will make Keurig sit up and take notice. Smash a $100+ appliance that you’ve already paid for and Keurig has already made their money on. Bravo, true patriots!!

Actually, what we’re witnessing here with Moore is interesting. His supporters (which ultimately includes anyone who doesn’t condemn him, at this point) looked deep inside themselves, thought about the world in which they want to live, what legacy they could leave behind for future generations, etc. Took a deep…