Mirror Universe Trump, you are truly the pinnacle of human decency and governmental competence.

Trump: “Something my generals said, very surprising, they told me Obama ate doo-doo in meetings with the Joint Chiefs of Staff.”

I have the bestest amount of sympathy for what’s his name and the wife I sent a raven to. This is difficult for me!

My Spider Sense is starting to tell me that Donald Trump may just be a raging asshole, and probably shouldn’t be POTUS to begin with.

What a fucking moron.

Huckabee Sanders is one of the least sympathetic figures in the White House. Kelly, McMaster, Mattis, he’ll, even Tillerson are advocating reasonable options to contain the threat Trump poses to the world. SecDef Mattis has my sympathy and prayers.

I grew up in the kind of crazy Baptist “spirit filled” Christians who basically masturbated to the idea of the End Times. As a kid, I read the Book of Revelation and all that imagery scared the shit out of me.

I showed my imaginary daughter that movie once and it did not go well.

Also we get locust demons with women’s faces, right? I’m kind of looking forward to seeing that, at least.

No shit, I remember my mother taking me to see “Return to Oz”, and the Mombi scene, where she takes her head off and wanders around without a head, FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT. Like, crying, having to leave the theater, nightmares for years, freaked out.

Wait - does she weigh more than a duck?

Headless dancing girls and a room full of severed heads and then there’s the Wheelers.

Even a delusional, racist, pathetically insecure, barely-literate, emotionally stunted, misogynist, sex-offending stopped clock is right twice a day.

From that same source, I hear that a POTUS can’t pardon himself for state crimes, only federal ones. So unless this crosses state lines, Dolt 45 can’t just pardon himself anyway. Not that I would expect anything to come of this; as much as the GOPers may hate him, Trump’s still one of theirs, and a conviction would…

If only there was someway we could have known, besides the 30+ years of verifiable proof

Build a bridge out of her!

Looks like everything checks out...

Fraudster, multiple bankruptcies, racist, sexist, pathological liar, narcissist, unstable, ignorant, thin skinned, vindictive, lazy, limited vocabulary and attention span, corrupt as hell... Oh, and serial sex offender!

The Supreme Court already ruled definitively that POTUS is subject to civil suits, which is why Clinton was deposed in Paula Jones’s suit, which led to impeachment proceedings for much, much less than what Trump has done.

But “Values Voters” are perfectly OK with this, because Trump will save Christmas from those heathen Liberals.