I judge that you have good taste in music!

Makes sense Mirror Universe Trump would’ve savvy enough to be prepared for all eventualities! My rogue was famous for always having the right tool for any situation. All my loot got converted to odd bits of tools and hardware ASAP. My weapons sucked, but if you found yourself in need of a crowbar or a fishhook I was…

This comments section needs more Archmage of the Aether.

Playing a cleric right now - you’d think they were rarer than unicorn dick because nobody wants to play the cleric but look how shit goes when I miss a week, it hits the fan is what it does

And nobody ever thought to bring the damned 10' pole with them!

Well apparently my half-orc barbarian is pretty common.

My husband brought up the idea of a Bard Necromancer, and I’d like to find a way to play one in his next game.

I had a Lizardfolk Monk once whose fighting style focused on grappling and biting his opponents called “The Way of the Flying Maw”.

Psh, everyone knows that Bards are the Punks to the druid’s hippie, and really? who wants to be braiding flower crowns all the time when you can literally rock the life out of your opponents?

I would have guessed Cat Sssstevensssss.

Come now, everyone knows that Bards are the best class.

I had a lizard-man bard in Junior High. I imagine he sounded like Bob Dylan.

I had a bard in high school. Right around the time I started playing guitar.

Really? Druid is below Bard? Or did they not count classes no one has actually rolled up?

Yeah, I watched a chunk of Tillerson’s confirmation hearing, and he was head and shoulders above most of other civilians. Although that wasn’t a particularly high bar. Kelly and Mattis were unsurprisingly fine; you don’t get to that level in the US military by being stupid. (Although you can still be a dumbass.…

Steven Seagal isn’t half the anything that Bruce Campbell is.

“Hey Axe, got anymore of that gum?”

“Please, Mr. Handgun was my father. Just call me Handgun.”

Axe. One of Seagal’s delusions is that he is a master of blues guitar, so there’s a good chance the name is a reference to that.

I’m crossing my fingers that it’s set in a world where everybody’s named after the object by which they will eventually be killed.