If you’ve already watched all the good superhero movies, sure.

...Those are good points.

Six weeks ago fast. So fast they travelled back in time!!!

...and that was how CineCraft died for our sins.

Good news, he made time to undercut the budget negotiations!

The dust has settled somewhat by then. Also, people are generally not observant. John Dillinger was one of the most recognizable men in America towards the end of his life, and he ate out at diners all the time.

The point is, the GOP and everyone who supports Trump have to wear this administration as an albatross around their necks, forever. Voters have to show them that there are consequences for this type of audacious mendacity, and thereby hopefully prevent the election of an even worse incompetent, ignorant buffoon and…

Never forget that he is merely the tip of the Republican Iceberg of Wretchedness.

And yet according to my calculations, we still haven’t reached peak stupid.

Jesse Helms was there only in spirit.

Just one though. Any more and it might count as lifespan-reducing exercise.

We’re all winners, because this somehow makes America great again.

Thank goodness there’s nothing important whatsoever going on that the President of the United States needs to be worrying about, so that he has ample time to waste on this incredibly petty bullshit.

Yeah, but I consider that a retcon. Guy Gardner doesn’t make sense as the strongest willed man on Earth, but he does make sense as the stupidly bravest man on Earth.

I accept that I deserve your contempt.

In 5, 4, 3, 2...

Satisfactory grade! High five!

The Last Jedi is a better movie, but that doesn’t mean you’ll necessarily like it more. I know that No Country for Old Men is a masterpiece, and yet I’d rather watch the Hudsucker Proxy most days.

Oh, I know this! Green tastes like bravery, yellow tastes like fear, red tastes like hate and purple tastes like love.

Those monsters!