Sounds like he was cruising for a bruising.

That was poetry. I mean, literally.

Uh... I wasn’t thinking about any specific taboo. I thought my set up might lead to some funny responses. YOU went straight to child molestation, apropos of nothing.

We’re going to need new taboos to subvert soon.

Leem Neesons from Tooken?!?

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don’t go too far in protecting…

YOU get him! I’m busy with my witch hunt.

Gundam is the alpha and the omega. In the beginning, Gundam looked upon God and said, ‘it is good’. Gundam is the sound of one hand clapping. If you eliminate all other possibilities, only Gundam remains. With great power comes great Gundam. Gundam is the root of the burning bush, the shadow on the eyes of the Prophet…

(Begins to say something, thinks better of it, remains silent)

You know, with more blue in his complexion and bright pink hair dye, I don’t think he would look that bad.

Hey, brainstorm! Let’s try to flip this!

Those tardy monsters!

$130000 dollars to cover up just adultery?!? Holy Cow, I thought inflation was low!

Hey, can any of you lend me $130000? I need it right away for... something... which is not terrible.

No go zones all over Monster Island. It’s true!

How are American soldiers going to be showered by flower petals if they’re not bombing foreign nations, smart guy?

We can all agree that Miller drops acid before each of his appearances on news programs, right?

OBAMA TOOK THEIR GUNS!

Her vast powers transcend time and space!