And yet according to my calculations, we still haven’t reached peak stupid.

Jesse Helms was there only in spirit.

Just one though. Any more and it might count as lifespan-reducing exercise.

We’re all winners, because this somehow makes America great again.

Thank goodness there’s nothing important whatsoever going on that the President of the United States needs to be worrying about, so that he has ample time to waste on this incredibly petty bullshit.

Yeah, but I consider that a retcon. Guy Gardner doesn’t make sense as the strongest willed man on Earth, but he does make sense as the stupidly bravest man on Earth.

I accept that I deserve your contempt.

In 5, 4, 3, 2...

Satisfactory grade! High five!

The Last Jedi is a better movie, but that doesn’t mean you’ll necessarily like it more. I know that No Country for Old Men is a masterpiece, and yet I’d rather watch the Hudsucker Proxy most days.

Oh, I know this! Green tastes like bravery, yellow tastes like fear, red tastes like hate and purple tastes like love.

Those monsters!

Sounds like he was cruising for a bruising.

That was poetry. I mean, literally.

Uh... I wasn’t thinking about any specific taboo. I thought my set up might lead to some funny responses. YOU went straight to child molestation, apropos of nothing.

We’re going to need new taboos to subvert soon.

Leem Neesons from Tooken?!?

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don’t go too far in protecting…

YOU get him! I’m busy with my witch hunt.

Gundam is the alpha and the omega. In the beginning, Gundam looked upon God and said, ‘it is good’. Gundam is the sound of one hand clapping. If you eliminate all other possibilities, only Gundam remains. With great power comes great Gundam. Gundam is the root of the burning bush, the shadow on the eyes of the Prophet…