(Begins to say something, thinks better of it, remains silent)

You know, with more blue in his complexion and bright pink hair dye, I don’t think he would look that bad.

Hey, brainstorm! Let’s try to flip this!

Those tardy monsters!

$130000 dollars to cover up just adultery?!? Holy Cow, I thought inflation was low!

Hey, can any of you lend me $130000? I need it right away for... something... which is not terrible.

No go zones all over Monster Island. It’s true!

How are American soldiers going to be showered by flower petals if they’re not bombing foreign nations, smart guy?

We can all agree that Miller drops acid before each of his appearances on news programs, right?

OBAMA TOOK THEIR GUNS!

Her vast powers transcend time and space!

Anhk Ohms for president!

Why would you assume... you know what? Never mind.

...

Just Trump alone, the last man alive, wandering the wasteland with a well-done steak in his hand, searching for catsup.

The only reason I still rate Trump higher than Bush is that Trump hasn’t yet started any wars resulting in the deaths of over a million people. So far even thought his administration is an appalling travesty and he’s a complete embarrassment, there is at least that.

Ok, I’m on it!

...I get what you’re saying. Multiple unnecessary wars against predominantly Muslim nations certainly did result in an appalling number of civilian deaths. I would still quibble the ‘genocide’ definition unless there was a policy to displace and eradicate civilians, but it’s not a position that I’m going to argue with…

That’s a good encapsulation of the attitude of everyone who has opposed social progress, from mysoginists to slave holders.