He renounces violence and becomes a tough but fair vice-principal. He doesn’t like giving you detention, but deep down you know you deserve it.

What if the money was made of iron?

Indeed, well said.

Wait, did that guy mean that as a negative? So he would feel justified endangering a woman if not doing so might hurt his feelings?!?

Did you say... wassail?

I believe that the seat for the Earldom of Sandwich is in Dorsetshire.

Ha ha! It’s funny because my liver is failing!

Bizarro Trump and I get mistaken for each-other all the time, but here in the Mirror Universe only our personalities are reversed. I am not a smart man.

Hmm. The snark is strong in this one.

Dammit, I don’t plan ahead! I’m Donald Trump!

I didn’t have a drop left in the house the day after Trump was elected.

Wow, you... still don’t know, huh?

Er... slightly wounding the Republican Party?

This makes me question how good the partying could have possibly been.

You gotta give him the Daredevil run. It was a very good run.

That sounds like an improvement. I thought that they forgot to give any character beats for Storm, Angel and Psylocke, and that robbed the final confrontation of any real weight. Also, we needed a lot more character work on Apocalypse. They should have leaned heavily into him being a man-out-of-time, fleshed out his…

While watching Blade Runner I was really impressed with his work, and in Guardians he keeps stealing scenes from Chris Pratt. That’s pretty impressive stuff.

Trump has never apologized even once for his *deliberate* ignorance, incompetence, churlishness, bigotry, crudity or criminality.

If you can just stick it out, there might be a silver lining. Trump is slowly killing the Republican party, and astonishing as it might seem, there are many GOP members who are worse than Trump.

Dude can act.