You can grab a drink there without feeling guilty now.

Ooh! Ohh! I know the answer, pick me!

They don’t want anything to do with exact physical duplicates of Donald Trump, though. Trust me.

Whoa, Nelly.

I’m going to call them APE-APEs.

They couldn’t do anything for the Emperor’s disfiguring lightning... scar... wrinkle-things either.

Those ape walkers are going to stand up on their hind legs and punch things, aren’t they? AREN’T THEY?!?

Hm. That looks entertaining.

Respectfully disagree.

I WANT TO SEE ALL FOUR HOURS.

You know Ivanka almost certainly wrote that herself.

(Shudders)

Humanization protocols failing! Sympathy levels dropping! Ivankabot’s going to blow, get clear!

Hm. I guess if you consider social conservatism evil, it doesn’t distinguish them. But some Trump supporters are holding their noses to advance their agenda, and so cannot fairly be described as ‘blind’ or ‘stupid’.

There is a hard core of true believers who are as you describe. But there are also legions of evangelicals and social conservatives who see Trump as a champion for their regressive ideology. They will put up with his humiliating buffoonery so long as he also attacks minorities and women.

Yes... imagine...

It has Roger Stone attached to it.

Might be a tactic to get Trump’s people sweating. If so it looks like it worked.

Yeah, if charges can be laid against Trump, then Manafort and Flynn are the first dominoes. Don’t get your hopes up, though. The recent full-court press to try to delegitimize Mueller shows how far the GOP will fight to stay in power.

He always projects his own flaws onto other people. He’s lyin’, crooked liddle Trump.