Princess Leia strangles enormous blubbery villains, she doesn’t bludgeon them.

That ‘competent leader’ costume isn’t very believable.

Holy Cow, first charges laid by Mueller against... someone! Arrests possible as soon as Monday!!!

(Sung to the tune of Monty Python’s Philosopher’s Song)

Good news! Such feeble efforts at distracting the American people have no chance of influencing a reasonably well-informed and thoughtful electorate! America still has one of those, right?

Dammit, the Black Hood is supposed to be a fearless hero! He was a big deal back in the 40s: ‘Black Hood, Man of Mystery’! It seems like a waste to re-brand him as a murderer.

Dammit! Can’t... upvote... more than once!

I mean... Dr. Strange. Right? I mean, obviously.

Don’t refer to Ivanka as ‘this’.

Oh sweetie, just repeat very simple words over and over like daddy. Very simple. Simple words, all right? Simple words like daddy.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

I get what you’re saying, but I kind of wish Barry Lyndon was a ten-episode-a-season, 6 season epic all directed by Kubrick. I’ve also often thought that A Clockwork Orange would work best as a violent anime, so please feel free to disregard my opinions entirely.

...There had to be a nicer way to say that.

Some posts are right by accident.

Racist, homophobic, hypocritical convicted felon Dinesh D’Souza.

Oh... uh... this is an opportunity. Seems like a shame to waste it on Bill. Can you ask God to bring back the Yangtze River Dolphin?

Jowl play.

Wilma, please come back to Mirror Universe. We miss you.

Wow, that’s uncanny.

Darn it, this is all God’s fault! Why has God forsaken Bill O’Reilly? WHYYYY?