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Ugh, you made me think of Sarah Palin again.

“I am also recommending further diplomacy with a burgeoning Asian nuclear power which has recently launched missiles over Japan. What? No, of course I was not speaking of North Korea. What gave you that impression?”

Sure are a lot of dim commenters with Kinja in their name. What? Oh not you, TheKinjaPlace. Me saying that was just a coincidence.

Complaining about that which is dumb is our birthright. If you can’t deal with it then go somewhere else. Kinja is the AV Club now. Just shut up and deal with it or go.

He’s still a Republican, so the best he can manage is a slightly more rigid rubber spine.

Bone spurs are a common side effect of moral cretinism.

And he’s one of the most principled Republicans in the Senate today. Seriously, folks, this is about as good as it gets.

Yeah, it’s a little bland so far. It’s never a good sign when I have some free time and I’m planning to watch episode 4 of a show, and I end up putting on a Veep episode I’ve already watched instead. Mindhunter’s not bad, but I’m just not feeling much enthusiasm for it, and your post doesn’t fill me with hope.

Is this the week of the ‘D’s’? Seems like one bad film after another this week.

Well, he is a military veteran who did serve his country, and when confronted with a lie he admitted it. So no, they really aren’t anything alike.

I swear I’ve seen them show an accurate calendar date.

Wait... are all of Trump’s supporters fake? Has this all been some sort of elaborate hoax? I always thought Trump’s presidency was an insultingly implausible narrative.

Thank you! I made it myself.

I would say he should quit, but I feel better knowing he’s there to overpower Trump if he goes full Dr. Strangelove.

Ahh, imagine if Mike Huckabee had been elected. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if the president was merely awful?

Aren’t cult leaders supposed to be charismatic?

They’re past deplorable and into contemptible, nearing abominable and shooting for execrable.

Praise makes me uncomfortable.

“I should be golfing now, but instead I have to talk to some lady who is barely a 4 who’s goober husband got shot.”

Trump’s support from the GOP is still in the 80s. They’re fine with all of his admissions of sexual assault, attacking military families, mocking veterans, pathetic deflections, humiliating behaviour, obvious lies and complete ignorance, apparently.