Sadly he has only mastered half of the ‘eat shit and die’ idiom.

I mean, I don’t know her personally. I know Mirror Universe Sarah Huckabee Sanders, a woman of the highest moral character, universally respected and admired for her generosity and humanity. She runs a soup kitchen!

Any Republicans tired of being complete hypocrites can speak up any time now.

Just reading that gave me chills. Damn.

This is a boxing match. You have to keep pounding relentlessly and eventually you’ll get through even the thickest skulls.

I mean we all knew that Trump would be bad, but this bad? Well, okay, a lot of us expected that he would be this bad, but who knew his supporters would be this bad? Lurching out every day with plastered-on smiles and brainless catchphrases as their buffoon exemplar staggers from one embarrassment to another, and they…

It was right there in front of us all the time! How could everyone other than a majority of American voters have missed it?

Still, I will sleep well tonight with visions of Trump on the stand having to face his accusers under oath.

The quote is fine. They’re just shitty Christians.

It’s almost funny how bad the Christian Right seems to be at actually following the example set by Jesus Christ in how those who are different than you deserve to be treated. I mean, read a Bible, Christian fundamentalists!

True. If there is video evidence, three-hundred witnesses and a full confession, those Trump voters will head out in three years and vote for him again regardless.

Trump babbles so many things that he’s bound to eventually make some accurate statements just by the law of averages.

Also we get locust demons with women’s faces, right? I’m kind of looking forward to seeing that, at least.

All that cognitive dissonance can’t be good for our Republican brothers and sisters. Let’s all stage an intervention during the next midterm election.

More votes? Ugh, that sounds like work. Can’t we just sign some petitions and then stare sadly into our pinot noirs?

(Stares innocently)

Guys, guys! This is what Pence wants!

Eh. Cruz would be president now but a bigger asshole showed up and out-assholed him. His only mistake was to underestimate the Republican appetite for assholes, and to not be enough of an asshole early on.

Yes, good! We show up without a plan! Wait, that sounds stupid.

Yeah, I was freaked out by parts of it, but I don’t remember having a nightmare after watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Secret of NIHM though...