Secret of NIHM and the Dark Crystal, you’re damn right! With an honourable mention to Watership Down, which should top the list but it was not a kid’s movie and I never should have watched it when I was eight.

Honestly, I found the similarities to Breaking Bad to be much more apparent. Unsatisfied family-man/underperformer/genius with thwarted early ambitions, is revealed to have a terminal illness and reinvents himself, has acerbic relationship with undisciplined younger character who proves to be surprisingly competent...?

It’s not like James Woods actually does cocaine.

I keep telling you it’s the spider god idol you’re using as a doorstop!

Nooo! She was Dorothy in Return to Oz, the third creepiest children’s movie of all time!

Now that sounds like a good campaign. I love when there’s lots of problem-solving instead of wall-to-wall hack-and-slash.

Yes, I love Peter Gabriel! Stop judging me!

You... wield Dwarf Clerics as though they were hammers?!?

The Cadillac of meat-shields!

I’ve always thought of the Cleric as the Obi-Wan of D&D. Hence, they are badass!

I did! Cripes, those things were useful. 10' torch, spring traps, fish things out of gelatinous cubes, pin a zombie to a wall, wedge into a crevasse to support a crumbling ceiling, at which point I... I had to leave it behind.

A martial art that involves around throwing your mother?

I guess everyone has a Half-Centaur/Half-Minotaur hybrid who ended up with baseline humanoid proportions Shadow-Dancer Monk-Thief with a crippling fear of the colour blue, genderthropism, a Deck of Many Things tattooed on his/her back and spectacles that turn music into +1 silver-tipped crossbow bolts. Now if only I…

In comparison the Democrats are looking positively fine. Why don’t they bring that hot legislative body over here and let us all have a look at it? Damn.

But as they keep saying it their voices keep rising and their eyes get wider and wider, and now they’re starting to scream it with their hands pressed over their ears. And Holy Cow, that one’s coughing blood!

He’s capable of being a mental person.

Patience, patience. This is not the time. Soon, but not now.

That joke scored a clitical hit.

That Cheeto dust never comes off your knuckles, though.

You know, in Mirror Universe President Sanders just added a universal drug plan to our already comprehensive single-payer healthcare system.