Jesus, we don’t need to know how the mutton was prepared, G.R.R.!

No! Every time you clap your hands they asexually multiply!

It really doesn’t seem like he’s having very much fun. Lying is probably just a cover for his remarkable ignorance.

Also a nincompoop, a dithering dunce, an irksome tomfool, mendacious muttonhead and a catastrophically complete cretin.

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”

His fingers look like newborn gerbils.

YOU! IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!

Presidents don’t need to know what they’re talking about any more. Apparently.

There are two of them, so ‘shit’ should be plural.

AHHH! Your rant knocked me back into the greys! Jesus, no!

Columbo drives a Peugeot. Columbo is cool. Therefore, Columbo is a Peugeot.

It was gorgeous. A great sequel, but damn! That soundtrack could be used to drive away bears.

And then as Donald stared deeply into Mike’s eyes, he saw his own tiny reflection staring back at him. His lips parted. His breath became heavy and ragged.

Yeah, I’d love to watch that, but I have to slowly flay the skin off the bottom of my feet instead.

I mean, look, we all know they’re hypocrites for supporting Trump, no one is debating that. And even the most dedicated supporter of the Christian Right would openly admit that their ideology marginalizes and attacks women and the LGBTQ community. And look, I think we can all agree that if there is a hell, then the…

It’s almost as though the Christian Right made a deal with the... with someone. Someone bad? Darn it, this is right on the tip of my tongue.

Curses! The last place I would have thought to look!

“Boy, that $____ sure will buy _____ cocaine.”

He’s going to date whoever the coke tells him to date.

5. The opposite of a king.