It’s allegedly the name of his alleged coke dealer.

Is there some kind of secret Youtube asshole training camp we haven’t heard of?!?

In other news, Andy Signore has just been retroactively pardoned by Donald Trump and appointed his new chief of staff. 

Peter David made Gambit interesting again in X-Factor. That was nice of him.

Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that despite all evidence to contrary, we have not yet reached peak stupid.

THIS IS OUR LIFE NOW. WE TOUCHED OURSELVES WHEN GOD SAID NOT TO AND NOW THIS, FOREVER!

Yas, queen. (Snap)

If only it were just compromise that was the problem, rather than jaw-dropping, world-endangering ineptitude.

I miss Peter Falk.

I mean, I’d make a joke, but how could I top the joke which is the Trump administration?

They’re about billable hours, baby!

“What I really need to salvage my reputation is a torturous legal battle where I might have to face detailed, specific accusations in a court of law for months or even years!”

Wait, didn’t he essentially confess earlier on today?!?

Milo is a walking, talking gimmick that was never very interesting to begin with. He’s desperate for public attention but lacks talent, so he has to settle for outrage. I strongly suspect he is a deeply unhappy person destined for nothing but more disappointment and sorrow as he grows increasingly irrelevant. As for…

Who are we talking about again? Some self-loathing bigot provocateur? I just read the article and I’ve already forgotten about him.

You shouldn’t come to a fight waving a white flag. Stay angry. Talk. Act. Call your congressperson. March. Sign petitions. Run for office. This isn’t a sprint, it’s a marathon, and in the end, the good guys usually win.

Sad upvote.

So... never.

...Does this mean I can’t like the Shadow anymore? Because I like the Shadow.

Instead of the powers being granted by tragic accidents, they cause tragic accidents!