What Milo really wants is his $250 000 book advance back.

Ha ha! He’s like a less interesting...

You sure we can’t just top you up there?

Milo is both an uncritical spokesperson for their bigotry and a self-loathing caricature of a gay person they can feel contempt for. He hits that Republican sweet-spot.

I... I feel so ashamed. I have to quit my job, arm myself and seize control of public property.

It’s not a ‘brand’, dummy. It’s a tattoo of a swastika.

There is more pelvic motion than you might be expecting.

Trump is the dipshit mirror half of America holds up to itself.

4.) Is dimly aware that something is missing, that he isn’t a complete human being, and that they all know. They can see it when he enters a room, hear it when he talks.

It is not in Trump’s nature to leave people alone.

Now Trump is! The Kinja reacted with Trump’s hair tonic and made Trump a cannibal!

Why insult people with micropenises? It isn’t their fault that they were born with a very small penis, while it is entirely Trump’s fault that he is the human ruptured sewage pipe which is Trump.

Wouldn’t you feel terrible now if Trump actually popped a blood vessel and...

Same as always.

Trump’s election has fired up a lot of Democrats I know. They will be surprised when they learn that they are declining into irrelevance.

Trump thinks that some people would rather be ignorant and vote for ignorant representatives. In democracy poorly informed people have exactly as much power as well-informed people, so if you want to lie to and victimize voters while deflecting blame, you have a ready-made constituency.

Now fuck off.

Trump’s worst enemy was Trump all along. What a twist!

McCain is among the best of the GOP.

Captured McCain is just angry that he was captured by the South Koreans and he wasn’t a real hero like Trump who can nuke them when they don’t renegotiate NAFTA!