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Mirror Universe Trump
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Barton Fink! Barton Fink! Yaaay!

Trump’s skin is highly non-reflective. Much like his brains.

Trump cares deeply about that bill thing. Whatever it’s called. And whatever it does.

That guy you’re describing sounds great. Trump is glad he is president.

Eating human brains does cause brain damage.

Uh... Ghost-paste... Go-says Van...

Trump can come up with nicknames for AV low energy losers! You will be... Lack of Brain! Trump is a genius!

Finally, someone sticks up for Trump!

Yeah... yeah! Maybe you’ll all miss Trump when he’s gone, ever think of that? There’s lots worse than Trump. Many of the people who support Trump and voted for Trump are worse than Trump! You all just pick on Trump because Trump is too dim to hide how awful he is, but Lyin’ Ted and Truly Weird Rand Paul are worse than

Uh... wow. Trump... Trump doesn’t have much to say to that. That’s, uh... pretty harsh stuff.

Trump is picking up on some hostility. What did Trump do to deserve...

You’re pinning your hopes on cancer? Heart attack is much more likely.

Great list! Mother Mother was Trump’s pick too.

Bioware gets a lot of slack from Trump because they were so good for so long. It will take a string of terrible releases before Trump gives up on them.

Trump finds Morrison brilliant but a little inconsistent, and feels that he doesn’t always stick the landing. That said, his Seven Soldiers of Victory was an absolute masterpiece.

I consider Dune a failure. A hypnotic, fascinating fever dream of a failure.

Please, please be right!

Poor Bob Dylan is still worth listening to.

A surprisingly fun failure, thanks to wonderful performances.

...That is an excellent answer.