Mother Mother.

But... but ‘Under the Dome’! ‘The Mist’!

...and it is wonderful.

Jesus wept! What is that man about to do to that poor rabbit???

Hollywood has to destroy what it loves. It is the Lenny of entertainment industries. Just ask the Little Prince, or Avatar: the Last Airbender.

Will there be Puddle Ducks? Trump loved the weirdly aggressive and stupid Puddle Ducks in those stories.

Trump guesses abilities granted by technology don’t count as superpowers. But wait, Dr. Manhattan got his powers from technology!

Technologically-granted superpower... although I thought he could fly, not just glide.

Trump will sign this bill if it is placed in front of him. Trump will sign any piece of paper put in front of him. Trump likes proving he can sign his name.

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Oh, American Horror Story. Your subtext will never be nearly as terrifying as the reality which is Trump.

Captain Metropolis was certainly a bigot... was Hooded Justice? We see him so briefly. My favourite Minuteman was the only one with actual superpowers, Mothman! Flying around, fighting evil, eventually going mad... interesting character!

What is admirable about Rorschach is how he keeps trying to do good, even though he is too twisted and broken to understand what that means. He is fascinating and tragic, not likable.

Say what you will about Ridley, he still has an eye. He just needs a great script.

The characters are definitely stupider, which is amazing, because the Prometheus characters behaved very stupidly. And the person saying this is Donald Trump!

Blaagh, Prometheus! It looks so good! Why isn’t it written better?!?

Eh. Trump thinks Trump will just stick with re-reading the graphic novel. HBO should have optioned Swamp Thing instead.

Blaagh! Eleven? No one told Trump there would be math!

So long as Trump’s job is eating ice-cream, golfing and signing the papers they put in front of him, Trump will continue to be the best at his job.

...WHO TOLD YOU?!?