Let me, Trump, provide Trump’s context.

‘Equal opportunity offender’? Trump thinks it means you have to grope men’s genitals too.

The biggest and the best! Trump gets two scoops of ice cream with his stupid sh*t on the Internet pie.

Logic! Hissss!

“’We could, obviously, destroy North Korea with our arsenals.’ Is a direct quote from Obama..” is a direct quote from whaaaaat1, proving that whaaaaat1 is Barack Obama.

Did you say the same thing when Eisenhower said what Obama said? Or when Justin Bieber said what Little Richard said? Or when Christopher Hitchens said what George Orwell said? These are great arguments! Trump am the best arguer! Blaagh!

Ha ha! Go, my poorly-informed pretties! Fly! Fly!

Ugh, never again. Trump thinks that Bannon has gone off.

Not the worst! Not the worst! You’re the worst! Blaagh!

Haha! Oh wow, all this time Trump thought people were telling him that the ‘air force won’. Boy, is Trump’s face green.

Trump has eaten many poise! So there! Blaagh!

(Slowly begins counting on stubby fingers)

Ha ha! I guess honesty means nothing anymore! Let’s all laugh at that little scamp who treated the electorate with complete contempt and provided cover for bigotry for months!

Goodbye, Zack. You ruined everything. No reflection on the actor, who had the most thankless job imaginable.

Trump likes to comment on things he knows nothing about too! Did you know that South Korea is ruled by a dictator named Rocket Man?

How would you like to be Secretary of State, Truffleberry? Trump likes the cut of your jib!

I do?!? Er, I mean... Trump does?

We will make the ships out of concrete and rebar, and they will be beautiful. They will be big, beautiful ships.

“Cheap and ugly”? Trump’s ears are burning!

Trump admires your optimism even as he exemplifies the triumph of ignorance. Well, off to sign pieces of paper without reading them!