Trump’s ass is not easy to cover. Trump has the biggest ass! The biggest! Trump has the biggest ass!

Trump voter! Hello, Trump voter! I... wait, are you? Hmm.

Even Trump admits Arpaio is racist. That is why Trump pardoned him. For the racist ratings!

Trump is more than just two things! Trump is a billionaire... no, a trillionaire, who is the better than the best general at fighting ISIS, and has more gold toilets than anyone else in the world.

Not a cyst! Not a cyst!

Try to see things from Trump’s point of view. Trump can’t stand on his record, so pandering to racists is all Trump has!

Fake news! Fake news! Blaagh!

That is unappetizing, huh?

NOOO! Not the Wall! Not the Wall! Mexico didn’t even pay for it yet!

....Can a catapult get bad hombres over a wall?

Sloppiness isn’t necessary? Why didn’t anyone tell Trump!

Trump is not interested in seeing a Spider-Man movie which does not include J. K. Simmons.

Blaagh! The Kinja makes my eyes bleed!

Littlefinger should have known that siblings can despise each-other but still cooperate effectively against elements which threaten their family. And he should have remembered that the Starks are foolishly sentimental at their core, not selfishly ruthless like him. Having no strong familial relationships became a…

Logical consistency is especially important for fantasy because the genre already demands a considerable suspension of disbelief. GOT at its best holds itself to a very high standard of realism.

Once Trump was Mirror Universe Trump. But the Kinja rays reacted with Trump’s hair tonic and now Trump refers to himself in the third person and craves human flesh!

Trump wishes Trump had a hot aunt. Oh well, at least Trump’s daughter is still hot.

And yet when Trump is a petty piece of shit all the time, he gets no credit at all!

Some leaders are completely lacking in good judgement!

Trump thinks Littlefinger would make an excellent Secretary of State! Trump might need a new one soon.