>Glares<

Trump will take credit for this amazing season of TV! Everyone has upped their game to please Trump!

Rick thinks of his affection for Morty as a weakness, which is why it is removed. When Rick slaps Morty, he realizes he doesn’t feel anything. Healthy Rick is so removed from his emotions that they don’t register at first.

That song makes Trump uncomfortable.

Trump knows deep down that if Trump stepped into that machine, there would be nothing left.

Trump can only see colours in Kinjachrome now.

Trump forgets nothing! Trump has the best memory. That meeting was about Trump’s team trying to subvert democracy through collusion with a foreign power! See? Trump remembers.

That is not Trump! Poorly informed voters, do not be fooled! That is Alec Baldwin, the anti-Trump! Hssssss!

Trump is seeing double! Four Mercurywaxings!

Tell Trump his name! Trump needs new advisory taskforces.

Trump... doesn’t think that works there.

The only thing meaner than Trump is Kinja-Trump!

Trump is not shit!

Trump will actually probably admit treason in a Tweet. Trump gets excited when he Tweets. And when he eats human flesh.

Trump has the best memory! Blaagh!

Stop looking at Trump’s finances or Trump will start a war with North Dakota! I mean North Korea!

Trump thinks they’ve realized with dawning horror that their base does not care about the economy or government corruption. Trump thinks those were just excuses to hide bigotry, and Republicans who stand up to Trump will be drummed out of the party. Trump thinks Trump is the natural conclusion to decades of…

Not crazy! Not crazy! You’re crazy! Human flesh! Blaaagh!

If Trump was so bad, why did Trump get elected? Are you calling Trump’s voters a bunch of poorly informed bigots? Are you? Because they are! Trump has the best poorly informed bigots!

The best shitshow! The best! Blaagh!