Instant Karma is gonna get ya

So Hillary killed this dude but Anthony Weiner’s still alive? Puh-leaze

Can we take just a moment to weep for the national tragedy that is Jon Stewart retiring a year too early?

So we’re supposed to believe that Trump fired Comey because he was unfair to Hillary? It’s okay, future FBI Director Rudy Giuliani will get to the bottom of this.

Utah, by the slimmest of margins

Testino, who clearly understands Jenner better than I do, suggested that her photo shoots may be less “sexual” because others regard her as a high-fashion model.

No Bill Clinton! No! Do not work with that hack James Patterson. He is to the written word what Trump is to freedom!

She gets way too much credit just because people hate Taylor IMO

and the fact is we still feel like we HAVE TO ADD “was she perfect?” which, whatever, i’m fucking sick of saying no she wasn’t perfect. nobody prefaces comments about bernie fucking sanders with “was he perfect?” even though it is self evident that nobody is perfect.

i refuse to have to bow down to the anger of fake…

Ditto.

It could’ve been you, Hill. I will never stop being sad.

My guess would be women who get sucked into MLMs selling weight loss snake oil or tacky leggings, who genuinely think they’re “running a small business” and are entrepreneurs. I know one from high school who is constantly reading and posting about shit like this. Faux “inspirational” reading that she calls personal…

“Your life’s happiness begins with you.”

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

This racist piece of shit probably thought “hey, if even a black guy can do it, how hard can being president be?”

In 2016, a man in Ohio doesn’t like the idea of Muslims.

Good sir, the President is a coked up orangutan, not a drunk. Please do not besmirch his good name with this error.

With all due respect, it’s pretty crazy to call this the best film of all time when A Very Brady Sequel exists.