I love this meme so much. This was one of my favorites. (Edit: Added the link because kinja)

Yesss, it’s def the voice for me. Everything else is okay.

I love me some Captain America, but Bearded Cap takes it up to the next level.

Casey’s is the king of gas station pizza. Their breakfast pizza is perfect for hangover days.

Yeah, that is the one good thing about it. Once you get them, you know what/where to look and how to handle them if they do come back. That’s what I tell myself every time I have to talk myself from going into a, “Oh god, WHAT IF,” panic spiral because there’s a brown crumb on my bed.

God, my cat does that too and practically EVERY TIME I feel something, it’s just piece of litter. I kept white sheets on my bed for months, just to make checking easier.

I don’t have kids, so that’s not an issue! The paranoia has gotten a lot better than it was earlier in the year; no more full on freak outs, anyway! I do the occasional check every couple weeks, just in case, and especially after I have guests or travel.

Obligatory FUCK BEDBUGS comment.

Haven’t had them in a year, but I found three bites in a row on my elbow one morning two weeks ago and had a mild bed bug freak out. (No sobbing this time, yay!) I didn’t find anything, which is almost worse because the paranoia that they must be there and you’re just missing them persists for a few days afterwards.

It…

Sold on the roller derby coverage.

Oh, that’s super good timing! 1989 is still my favorite album to run to.

I think I found what you’re talking about on Vice. And yeah, that whole thing is just shudder inducing. There’s definitely significant overlap with incels/redpills and white supremacists.

random girls will want to have sex with you

YAAAAAS

So many swoony moments in that movie. The confession in the rain scene with the insane sexual tension, the DRAMATIC WALK ACROSS THE MOORS, the “Only call me Mrs. Darcy when you’re ridiculously happy” ending...

Nothing in this “dark” version will ever top the Hand Flex of Repressed Longing from ‘05 P&P. SORRY NOT SORRY.

FUCK MIKE ENZI. And Ben Sasse for good measure. This whole goddamn thing is a travesty.

With this family? I wouldn’t bet on it.

How drunk is Junior’s legal team rn

Republicans are so much better at playing the long game and voting for any of their candidates, even if they fucking hate them.