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So very, very wrong.

You know what they also need to ban? Fish. As in, literal fish. There are so, so many profile photos of men holding fish. Dear men: I am not interested in your cod.

...have you been on a dating app recently? As a woman? In the South? Becauuuuuuse, well, I’m not quite sure how to put this:

They’re now 2-4601

The Vikings there just didn’t have a Kluwe.

Yeah, Trump Country drives me up the freaking wall. Trump voters are overwhelmingly white. Full stop. That’s important. But they’re also the sort of white people who are lazy, and who want to make their political arguments on affect and opinions they pull out their asses—they don’t want to make fact-based arguments,

Also, a lot of male rage might be, you know, directed at women. I’m cool with those songs not getting written.*

He left the country in Trump’s hands because voters willed it that way, in spite of being told that putting Trump in power would unleash the Hounds of Hell known as the GOP controlled Congress. A whole lot of minorities warned white liberal Americans what was coming. In response, we got a whole lot of bullshit about

Mamma has two Ms! Two Ms!! That is all. I will see this and enjoy it. Thank you v much.

All of these are wrong. The most awful thing that teens do that makes everybody feel like their worst self is whisper and giggle amongst themselves while you’re speaking. And then if given the opportunity to say what they were giggling about they throw shade hard like “oh, we were just talking about your hair” and

Joke’s on us, Meghan’s gonna embarrass us all by choosing a see thru Pnina Tornai.

I’d watch the hell out of a female led “Die Hard.”

I wish I lived in a parallel universe where it was Barstool Sports that unleashed the Hulk Hogan sex tape.

quite a few of the older women i work with are remarkably angry at all the women accusing famous people of sexual misconduct... hearing a lot of if you really felt he did you wrong you should have said something *insert how many years* ago when it happened.. and this is all just famewhoreing.. etc...

These are solid choices. Which is why Cap and Bucky choose each other.

I’ma say it: I think Chris Evans looks better with a beard. I like a man with a beard, though. Not a hipster beard, just a normal one. Come at me.