People asked me why I cared who the president was and now he’s slapping a 20% tariff on our softwood lumber (this is my husband’s industry), telling our dairy farmers that they’re the worst, and threatening to pull out of NAFTA.

I DON’T KNOW WHY I WOULD CARE.

To quote the immortal words of Roseanne Barr: Bernie Sanders can suck my dick.

Yup. It’s like he doesn’t understand that having a kid when you’re not in a good place to support one can have the power to economically cripple a woman for years, if not her entire working life. Because children are time, money and energy sucks, paying and caring for one (especially if you don’t have family,…

It is the height of male privilege to decide that women’s issues aren’t a deal breaker.

fucking right though

Reading this article about that book (“Shattered”) on Wapo makes me physically ill. This part, in particular, is just devastating:

I cannot wait to gloat this in the face of the Trump-voting women in my family who only listen to this horrible man.

In case you were wondering....

Discovery, motherfuckers....

“Go outside” is a lot more aggressive when you say it on a submarine.

The one that got me was the 23 year old woman working in PR who said “As a person who’s always been complimented on [my] ‘stunning beauty’ … I’d been searching for a ‘hot’ guy to match the label I had always been given,” says Young. “But after a date or two, they’ll have problems hanging out with you and then will…

Oh my god, that article. The most hilarious thing is that in the pictures of these supposed heartbreakers and the average partners they’ve passed up models for, it’s completely impossible to tell which one is which.

His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.

Toxic masculinity always shows up to ruin the party.

We were warned.

Come on down to the Holocaust Center! We’ve got bargains, bargains, bargains! Sale ends this Tuesday so hurry now!

Because as a country we looked at what happened at Sandy Hook and decided we were ok with it.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”

Kushner looks like the victim Sam and Dean would talk to at the start of the episode and then find out at the half hour mark that he’s actually the monster of the week and then they spend five minutes killing him. Then they have a heartfelt boy moment and get back into Baby and drive off while Midnight Rider plays.

The boners that these attacks gave McCain and Lindsey Graham will protect Trump for another three months.