At least the young, thin, flat-chested demo is getting plenty of flattering options. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE THIN GIRLS??

Meanwhile on Earth 2 President Clinton has just signed the LGBTQ Equality Act and is working out the kinks of the ACA with a Dem controlled Congress. Also, all the agencies designed to protect us are fully functional and providing us with facts. Also, DAPL isn’t a thing and neither is targeting people based on who…

You know what would have gone over really well?

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

This is Hillary Clinton reading that article

Cool! And thanks to you unmotivated/anti-Clinton protest voter fuckheads, this is all on you! =)

PENCE FOR PRISON

Breaking News:

Bernie was (and is) a serious idealist and an amateur lawmaker. He wouldn’t be significantly different than any activist celebrity. Susan Sarandon could do his job as well as he could. She basically did.

Ahhhh, those fucking emails. Is anybody asking Comey why he felt emails were more important than Russian connections. Obviously we know the answer but it would be nice if he had to answer it. Nobody will but a girl can dream.

Ivanka and Jared are Lindsay and Tobias imo.

BUT HER EMAILS! GIVE HIM A CHANCE! THE COAL MINES! HE’S PRESIDENTIAL NOW AFTER ONE SPEECH! ECONOMIC INSECURITY! PLIGHT OF THE WHITE LOWER CLASS! ARGHHHHHH!

LOCK HIM UP!

This movie looks terrible and is an insult to the 1991 film.

I’m actually giving the side-eye to anyone who hasn’t either

Them not writing about the administration in the same tones as Jezebel and HuffPo doesn’t mean they aren’t absolutely hounding them.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

“I’m not a democrat! They aren’t authentically liberal. They devote themselves to aesthetics but don’t tackle the more important issues. So many high-profile democrats don’t accurately reflect what I believe. . . . OH SHIT THEY LOST THE ELECTION? HOW?”