I hope Hillary’s retirement plan involves popcorn and an excellent tv setup so she can fully enjoy watching him crash and burn his way through the legal system.

His new campaign slogan:

Come on all you Ronald Reagan worshipping motherfuckers, investigate this one for the Gipper.

I’d like to take this moment to thank the universe for allowing me to be born into a family that is not completely and irrevocably insane. I consider it the single greatest gift I have ever received.

Bernie would’ve beaten Adele.

Matthew Macfayden Darcy or GTFO.

She doesn’t have to save us, because we failed her. We bought into nearly three decades of shit levied against her and her family. She bought into it to the degree that she thought that if she played along she’d be fine. But then politicians had to be “cool”.

Right? How dare she take some time to mourn her loss, figure out what she wants to do next, and recover like a human fucking being? She should have put on a cape and some boots and swept in IMMEDIATELY. What a selfish bitch she is.

Give HER a fucking break. I’ve fucking had it with churlish, compassion-free lefties…

100% of the time, i’m right every time.

Who of us hasn’t begged an author to be let out of the greys? The kinja version of a knighthood. Some with more success that others.

I agree that Clinton attending the March would’ve been problematic for a few reasons. However, I also think it’s worth noting that Clinton was not on the list of women being honored by the march as “revolutionary leaders who paved the way for us to march.” The list included Gloria Steinem, bell hooks and Malala, among…

Don’t forget, a lot the same people marching and asking where BHO and HRC went, are the ones who were all in for an unqualified white guy who insisted that both sides were the same and was against any good the Democrats have done in thirty years too.

The same worthless turd who can’t be bothered to say bad things about…

Slightly off topic, but does anyone else remember the Dear America series? I’ve realized recently that about half of school-age me’s knowledge of the Great Migration came from Color Me Dark (that book is the only reason I knew who W.E.B. Du Bois was before I got to college), and I can’t be the only one whose white-wash…

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

SO STOKED. I binged seasons 4-8 and both rounds of all stars in three weeks. This show pulled me out some seriously dark times.

This dumbfuck’s continued existence is proof that the Clintons don’t have people killed.