I really don’t have many friends on FB at all and it’s so funny to see the people still proclaiming “Both candidates are awful! I can’t stand either of them.”

He was also sniffing audibly a lot too. Odd.

Going to watch this video a million times and just sort of softly cry for a bit. Too young.

You’re the best!

WHERE’S JA?

Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.

Wow. That interview is something else.

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It’s almost poetic that the patriarchy has submitted Trump, the very worst of white male mediocrity, to compete against an intelligent, well-educated, remarkably accomplished woman like Clinton.

Ask and ye shall receive

Jennifer lives for the tabloids. She wouldn’t have a career without them.

Never write off bears. They remain #1 on the ThreatDown.

I certainly didn’t do anything to deserve that fucker.

As long as Diggs and Bradford stay healthy Minnesota

My only disappointment with the winners is Andre Braugher losing again. Captain Holt is the best character on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

No one was gonna take that Emmy from Courtney B Vance

Totally going to lose the too-young-to-vote vote if you don’t throw in a “what are thooooose!?”

I guess some do. You know, after working out together, when they’re talking about going out and gettin’ some at the club later, and then one of them tells their friend they’re really horny right now and ask if they mind if they just rub one out real quick in front of them, and the other says “go for it bro, might join…