For anyone who holds some bizarre ideas that Donald Trump could somehow have a better plan or record of achievement when it comes to women’s rights and child care, here is a synopsis of what Hillary Clinton has actually done on these fronts:

Chief Prosecutor at the “Judgement of Urineberg”:

Now if someone would only design something for average-sized women, the 8s 10s 12s and 14s of the world.

That gif is EVERYTHING. Yes, I’m not surprised that the Queens aren’t just taking judge critiques into account. I wouldn’t want to be the person who eliminated fan-favorite Katya!

Starred my own post just so more people can see it.

I’m pretty sure the voting eligibility period for the Taylor Swift single “Style” has already passed.

Holy shit I know, right? They were ragging on her for not having an accurate enough costume for Di, meanwhile Detox was up there in a neon wig, which, while amazing, is so far past accurate it’s not even funny. Also, The choreography and song portion she was given was 100% dull, especially considering she had the the…

Honestly, fuck that whole lip sync extravaganza. Drag Race is my favorite show on TV. The “Herstory” number was the first time I ever felt like Drag Race was openly making fun of women in a really uncomfortable, misogynistic way. Acting like the worst rumors about all of these historic women were true- and making all…

I’m there with Katya! I was devastated when she performed as she can do SO MUCH BETTER. I’m so happy that she seems more confident in Allstars compared to her season, and her one-on-one’s give me life.

#TeamKatya FOR LIFE!!!!! She is beautiful and wonderful and weird and I just love her SO DAMNED MUCH.

I kind of love Alyssa now. Her dance in HERstory? SO CHEEKY SO CUTE. She really got into it and just had a ball out there.

I want him to lose because Courtney B. Vance should win.

This isn’t a farcical presidential race, Gabrielle. The media doesn’t have to pretend that both sides of the argument are legitimate/equal.

On the plus side, Hillary Clinton be all like:

Re: Lincoln. Various wounds and injuries in his capacity of vampire hunter.

Wouldn’t clowns scare kids away? I’m still freaked out by “The Tale of Laughing in the Dark”.

Hiddles songs will be okay, but I’m ready for the Calvin Harris songs.

Taylor doesn't wear Tom after Labor Day.

I mean this is how long she was with Jake right. And then we got Red. Bitch I’m ready.