Yeah, I noticed the same thing in Dear John, she’s a great musician. I don’t care what anyone says, he deserved to be dragged. I think it’s really scary to be a young girl and then young woman in the music industry, and being creeped on and manipulated by men over a decade older than you is way too common. Her calling…

This whole feud is like if the two most popular girls in your high school hated each other and you had to either side with the really dumb one or the one who you secretly suspect was responsible for the two guys on the swim team going missing.

That’s how I felt about Taylor’s “Bad Blood”. Usually she has really interesting lyrics and great melodies, but that song is one of her worst, mixed metaphors, simplistic ideas and sentences, a super basic beat- and I kind of think it was intentional? If her voice was a bit lower, you could easily mistake it for a…

Taylor’s 10 Grammy’s would like to have a word with your 13 nominations and empty hands, Katy.

I can’t wait to hear Katy’s new songs because normally her hits (which any song about Taylor would surely be) have extremely simplistic cliche lyrics and I really want to see how many things she rhymes with creepy. So weepy, she smells like peepee, she goes by T-Swifty?

Does a high-five count? In my early 30s, I had a one nightstand with my 22-year old neighbor. The sex was terrible and after HE finished he held up his hand for some skin and called me “Dude”. We never had sex again.

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.

Mine would be a 6 page spread in People where Sebastian Stan and I show off our 15 dogs, all adopted from shelters. Our love is totally real and not at all a thing that exists only in my head.

Nothing anyone says will ever convince me this man does not speak for all of you in Giant’s blue

What a monolith of fan-spewed negativity; thank God there are some Giants fans left brimming with optimism and perspective.

She’s not arguing with the paparazzi or running them over with her car or even asking for them to leave her alone. She’s just not showing them her face. She’s not choosing when they follow her, she’s choosing how she’s represented, same as Emma Stone does when she holds up signs in front of her face and Sia wears a…

Every goddamned year:

That reminds me. There is a gym I need to take. It's yellow. I'm blue.

Should have made a Secret Six movie tbh.

DEAR HOLLYWOOD,

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You will wait your turn for misery and you will enjoy it.

Jesus, there are 7 more terrible teams before we even get to the Bears. They can’t even suck right.